So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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