Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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