they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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