I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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