she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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