i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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