That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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