why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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