It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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