How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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