East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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