Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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