Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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