I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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