She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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