I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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