ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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