Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you didnt know i had herpes?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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