Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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