Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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