names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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