Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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