Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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