Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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