I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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