Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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