we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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