I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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