Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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