Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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