I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Green mimosas i think yes
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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