we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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