i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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