should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
ok first of all what the fuck
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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