hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize