Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
this will be a night to untag.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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