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Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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