Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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