wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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