that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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