My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize