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I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Congratulations! We have a period
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