I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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