its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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