I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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