I want to have your abortion
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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