I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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