We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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