guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am one with the molecules
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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