I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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